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loopingpyre asked:

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

aokozaki:

toyota-supra:

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn’t look out of place literally anywhere

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that.
King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

MASSIVE fan of Tiny Glasses Dave Bautista

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Medic and Heavy's large son

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